Posts by Thunder Rider

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Just wanted to ask everyone to....

by caligirl in

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please welcome my sister, 76crash, to the board.

i told her how great this place is, so she decided to join us!

If you can answer this, you're Einstein!

by Jennie in

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here are some mind boggling questions.

and if you want you can make your own questions.. .

did the people in the bible go to the bathroom?

Thunder Rider

Jennie,

Such are the questions that men have pondered for ever.

If I remember correctly, there were areas outside the city walls that prople used as bathrooms. The would dig a hole, and then cover it over when done. YUCK!

My best guess is that leaves of various types were used as TP. I have the unfortunate personal knowledge that Poison Ivey leaves should never be used!

As far as Adam and Eve's skin color, what ever it was, black, white, or in between, the weren't too bright!

Keep asking questions Kidddi! Inquiring minds want to know.

Thunder

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Kobe is Kooked

by Funchback in

i know that his guilt or innocence has yet to be determined in a court of law.

but, the initial indications ain't looking good in kobeville.

his attorney made some questionable moves during the trial yesterday.

Thunder Rider

What Stacy said.

Pathetic excuse for a man if you ask me.

Thunder

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Obituary for Common Sense

by Scully in

today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend by the name of common sense who has been with us for many years.

no one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

he will be remembered for having cultivated such valued lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm and that life isn't always fair.

I'm going to be published!!!

by Lady Lee in

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a couple of years ago i was part of an on-line writers group.

a few of us got together and wrote an anthology of xmas stories called tales of christmas.. i wrote a story about my first xmas after leaving the dubs.

the book is being published.

Thunder Rider

That's great news LL. Congrats!

Thunder

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Wives Should Provide Sex On Demand - Dr. Laura

by Mindchild in

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i couldn't believe that i was reading this in the news....http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,7446555%255e13762,00.html ok, dear it might fix my headache.

by george gordon.

october 3, 2003. .

I think you're all missing the point. In order for a marriage to be truly happy, there needs to be a feeling of love, security and appreciation for and from both partners. The most basic, intimate and exclusive act that a couple can use to express and recieve these feelings is sex. Notice that I refered to a married couple here. People having unmarried sex have not made the commitment to one another that brings feelings of security and exclusivity. Without the marriage vows and the heartfelt commitment, sex is just a thing and either partner has every right to say no!

Married couples that want to assure their spouse that the relationship is healthy and strong are always looking for ways to show it. If a man knows that his wife is ready willing and enjoys having sex with him he would never "demand"it. He wouldn't need to. I would offer that men wwo do are probably used to having to beg for sex.

For the ladies: You all have the right to exercise control over your bodies and your sex life. Feel free to tell your partner NO! The trouble with that is that there are lots of "women" out there that will say yes, and a man insecure with his home life WILL find those "women". Sad but true. If your husband is failing you in some way, TELL HIM! Men are generaly oblivious to their own failings. We do however love to fix things and if you lovingly point out our problems, you'll be suprised what we are capable of!

For the men: If you have to demand sex then you're not taking care of your wife, one way or other. If you find her to be "fat and ugly" its because you made her that way. Women are mirrors of their mans soul. If they feel loved, cared for and cherrished, they will reflect that by taking care of themselves and their beauty will shine through. The sex act is the most intimate and exclusive thing that a woman can offer to a man. It is hers to give. If she has no doubt in her heart or mind of your devotion and love, she'll make it perfectly plain to you and only you, that sex, with you, is always a welcome activity.

Dr. Laura tends to be a bit over the top, but her most basic tennat is this..... "Do the right thing". How can that sentiment ever be wrong?

When I married I made Sheila's happiness and security my focus and she did the same for me. We have always been busy with life, work, children and so forth. We did however always make time for intimacy. Nothing is more important than maintaining a strong commited relationship, and you can't do that properly with too many oars in the water. I re-scheduled some of the "dreams" I had until the kids were grown, Sheila waited to go to school. We could have sacrificed our sex life to follow those dream back then but would we still be together? We'll never know, the risk was too great and the price too high to even consider it.

I speak from 20 years experience, and for those of you that are now snickering..... I give it up gladly when ever Sheila wants and vice versa.I consider myself a happy person, sometimes a bit intense, but generaly happy. I'm 40 and still get carded when I buy beer. A happy healthy married life with fulfilling sex keeps you young!

Thunder

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Do You Think Birds Live in Denial?

by Happythoughts in

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you heard that song: "i'm like a bird, i only fly away.

i don't know where my heart is, don't know where my soul is.

Thunder Rider

No, birds live in the trees, crocodiles live in de-nile!!

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Megadude & ThunderRider or Scuba & Sacrifice

by Valis in

the newest national geographic has a great article on mayan cenotes and scuba exploring in them.

twoof my favorite peeps came to mind when i read this article.

my man megadude the scubanator and also thunderrider, who has mayan issues..*lol* thunder, i was also going to say we could continue that discussion on mmayans here or in another thread if you'd like.. .

Thunder Rider

Valis,

You kill me dude! I didn't thik you were even listening to my anti-Myan sentiments. I figured you were just thinking, "Man Thunder Is F'd up!"

Perhaps I should explain. I have a mortal enemy who fancies himself of Myan ancestry. I figure the way they as a race rolled over for the every army that ever set foot on their land, taking him down a peg or 4 should be a cinch. Currently he is in hiding. Proud member of a warrior race lacking any vestige of body hair.

For those woh didn't understand the "lacking body hair" remark, Aliens landed in the Myan lands centuries ago and while performing anal probes on the population, passed the time plucking them of their body hair. The condition was passed on to their offspring and their geneticly diluted ancestory.

Thunder

I think I'll have another glass of wine!

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